Vous francophones! What is the French transcription of this video?

Hi... There is a YouTube video in French and I would like it completely transcribed in French, please. Not English. The link is a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vguWzeQKiDI" rel="nofollow"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vguWzeQKi…/a and the video is 39 seconds long. 10 points to whoever gets it closest to 100%, and if I'm happy with it before the time is up, I will vote early and you get 10 points. En français, pas en anglais. Merci.